Lady Monster has her own track on the brand new 

Revolting Cocks' release,

COCKED AND LOADED

(a Thirteenth Planet Records release).

GO OUT AND BUY IT NOW!

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Track 10: Revolting Cock Au Lait.

Lady Monster has customized her punk rock song,

Cock Au Lait (thank you LördBǖrger), to read,

Revolting Cock Au Lait.

Other tracks feature: Gibby Haynes (Butthole Surfers), Rick Nielsen (Cheap Trick), Jello Biafra (Dead Kennedys, LARD, etc.), Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top), Robin Zander (Cheap Trick), Mike Scaccia (Ministry), and, of course, Al Jourgensen.

Go to Thirteenth Planet's official website:

http://www.thirteenthplanet.com/ 

for more information about this record. 

For more information about MasterBaTour 2006

with Ministry, RevCo and Pitbull Daycare

go to: http://www.ministrymusic.org/tour/

A BIG thank you goes out to Jello Biafra,

Al and Angie Jourgensen for making this happen.

Here are reviews of my performance on the album:

Burlesque performer and sex educator, Lady Monster,

collaborates with RevCo on "Revolting Cocks Au Lait".

Lady Monster coos sexual coffee pleasures like an

orgasmic phone sex operator over a looped groove

from Queen's "We Will Rock You". The resulting track offers you the type of service that your barista doesn't when wearing their apron. -Virus Mag

On the closing track, Big Burlesque performer/writer/self-confessed sex-obsessed "Sex Aesthetician" Lady Monster teases with her erotically charged Revolting Cock Au Lait, her mouth tasting every word as if it were honey, cooing, smacking her lips after each line, the music swirling around her. A voluptuously elegant and cheeky conclusion to a memorable album. The Revolting Cocks are back to save our miserable world. Smile and enjoy... - Drowning in Odium

The album closer, “Revolting Cock au Lait” grabs the drum track from Queen’s “We Will Rock You,” inserts the phone sex spoken-word lyrics of poet/sex expert/writer Lady Monster, and some very cool horns credited to Earth, Wind and Satan. - Bullz Eye

In French:

Le Revolting Cock Au Lait de la performeuse Lady Monster met un point final à l’album: provocatrice en diable, elle titille les sens avec ses paroles à la charge érotique lourde de sens… Un bouquet final voluptueux à l’élégance décadente pour un album mémorable…

(from what I can translate, this is a good review)

In an interview with Al Jourgensen in Power Metal:

Thomas: Could you tie a few words of explanation to the tune “Revolting Cock Au Lait” (from “Cocked and Loaded”)? The use of Queen’s “We Will Rock You” is intriguing…
Al Jourgensen: You mean we will Cock you?  Cock au Lait is a bastardized anthem for Cock Rock everywhere, it features burlesque performance artist Lady Monster. We’re going to franchise our own StarBuck Satan coffee shops and serve only Revolting Cock Au Laits.

Revolting Cock Au Lait. 

Yeah lait. 

What flavor today? 

Hey you! 

Oh yeah!

Ole! 

Lay me now. 

Revolting Cock Au Lait.