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Lady Monster of Big Burlesque
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Cookie Tuff's movie, "Fat Burlesque".


Upcoming Burlesque Performances:
(more to be announced...soon...)
.....Scroll down for Recent Performances.....
 

June 21 at the Rickshaw Stop


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Club Deluxe (on Haight @ Ashbury)
Thursday, June 14th
Show starts @ 10PM
$5 admission (21+ only)
 
Burlesque and Variety Acts
.....OTHER PERFORMERS TO BE ANNOUNCED.....
will be performing our duet again.
DON'T MISS IT!!
 

Friday, May 18
Little Minsky's and Sparkly Devil present: An Exotic World Benefit!
Club Deluxe, 1511 Haight @ Ashbury, San Francisco
9 pm, $10


Featuring an all-star SF lineup! Please come help us raise funds for the venerable Exotic World Burlesque Museum, the world's only museum of burlesque! Having finally left Helendale for the glitz and glitter of Las Vegas, the museum is working towards a permanent home and needs your help! Additionally, we're raising money to help fabulous living legend of burlesque Miss Toni Elling get out to the Miss Exotic World Pageant in Vegas in June! 100% of all proceeds for this show go towards Exotic World and Miss Elling's plane fare.

Starring:

Surreal vaudeville and cabaret artist, The Indra
Everyone's favorite ivory tickler, Kitten on the Keys
Red hot salsa sensations The Hot Pink Feathers
A timeless beauty, The Flying Fox
The tiny but mighty Mariel a la Mode
Choreographed cuteness times two: The Scenic Sisters
Straight from London, de lovely Delilah
The busty, badass Lady Monster
Motor City transplant Sparkly Devil
Your favorite burlesque cheerleaders, The Cock T's
The alluring and arresting Alotta Boutte
And everybody's favorite straw-hat wearin' wiseguy, MC Kingfish of the Hubba Hubba Revue!


Plus more scintillating acts TBA! We'll also have a raffle for fabulous prizes straight from Exotic World!

Read more about the fabulous Miss Toni Elling here:
www.metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=8034

And learn more about Exotic World, the world's only burlesque museum, here:
www.exoticworldusa.org

A Sparkly Devil/Little Minsky's Production!



Miss Toni Elling, back in the day:




Miss Elling, today:


Photo by Cybelle Codish

 
 
I will be modeling for your sketchy pleasures at
399 9th Street (@ Harrison), San Francisco
from 4-7pm.  $10 at the door.
Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School is a burlesque-influenced figure drawing salon that occurs twice-monthly at locations worldwide. Founded in 2005 in New York by ill-disciplined inkster Molly Crabapple and spreading like a bad case of the oh-la-la's to London, LaLaLand and points beyond, Dr. Sketchy's is what happens when Cabaret meets art school, with drinking and drawing contests, retro-porno giveaways, slutty jazz music and wicked dancing to tart things up a bit.
 
 
 
Club Deluxe (on Haight @ Ashbury)
Thursday, May 10th
Show starts @ 10PM
$5 admission (21+ only)
 
Burlesque and Variety Acts
.....OTHER PERFORMERS TO BE ANNOUNCED.....
COME AND CELEBRATE TWO YEARS OF BURLESQUE!!
Yes, it will mark two years of burlesque dancing for me
and, for Little Minsky shows.  Congratulations Douglas and Margo!!
 
 
Caricature by Big Al
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at Little Minskys 10/12/06

Recent Burlesque Performances 

 
Porn Star Karaoke, Rock & Roll Show
 
917 Folsom Street @ 5th Street
Cost: $20.00
EARLY show 6:00 - 10:00PM
Live Auction with MC Fudgie Frottage
Performers include:
 
 
All That Flab
Big Moves' annual showcase
1310 Mission St. (near 9th)
April 27th and 28th (Friday and Saturday)
8:00PM

Big Moves presents: All That Flab

$13 advance $15-$25 at the door ($10-$20 for CounterPULSE members)

Big Moves’ Phat Fly Girls, the West Coast’s premiere dance troupe for the curvaceous and confident, are filling the stage in their first Fosse-fied musical revue. Soft curves, sharp moves, and a cornucopia of guest performers make for a fat-tastic good time.

CLICK HERE FOR A FLYER FOR THE SHOW

 
 
 

HOT PINK FEATHERS Presents....

Hot Pink Feathers & Friends Dance Recital

 

April 13 & 14 (Friday & Saturday)

Shotwell Studios

3252 A 19th St
San Francisco, California 94114

Cost: TBA


Hot Pink Feathers debut new work at a dance recital themed show.

Also featuring a host of the friends of HPF: 

Electrikat
Vonya & Packard
Miss Banana Peel as MC and more!!!!!
 
 
 

Friday, March 16th at 9PM

 

MC’d by Comedy Central’s John C

 

Musical Offerings by:

The Girlfriend Experience

Machinegreen (Chico)

Wire Graffitti

Dave Dalton, the Pastor of Cell Block 5

 

Art on display by:

Heather Weitman, Moxie and MORE

 

Burlesque performances by:
The Cock T’s

Lady Monster

 

Food, drink, fun and much much more!
Vaudeville al la Mode! is a monthly neo-Vaudevillian arts and entertainment EXTRAVAGANZA for the East Bay's arts/music/entertainment community and its patrons.

Where: The Uptown (1928 Telegraph Ave. Oakland, CA 94612)
Hosted by:
The Girlfriend Experience
Featuring: underground/independent live music, comedy, art, entertainers of all sorts, food, drink and more fun than you can have in the back seat of an Edsel.

...all for just $6!

 

THE HAUTE HOUSE BURLESQUE REVUE: PAJAMA PARTY!

 

Thursday, January 18, 2007

9:00 PM

Annie's Social Club

917 Folsom St @ 5th, San Francisco

Cost: $8-12

21+ ONLY

Baby, it may be cold outside, but we're heating things up this January by throwing a Pajama Party.

 

Whether you show up in your long-johns or lingerie, it's guaranteed to be a hot toddy of an evening that will keep you up past your bedtime!

 

BOTTOMS UP! BURLESQUE:

Bombshell Betty, Lily LeRouge, Sweet Cheeks, Mynx D'Meanor, Ophelia Coeur de Noir, Banana Peel, Coconuts

 

Live musical accompaniment by

LUCIFER's STRIP CLUB BAND!

 

Catch Burlesquercise students in action with

BOMBSHELL BETTY's "BURLESQUETEERS!"

 

Naughty bedtime stories by

ONKEL WOLAND and the BLACK FOREST MENAGERIE


MC: ROSE PISTOLA

as Miss Goody Night Night - the Sexy Stage Fairy
 
 
Chez Badunkadun
1190 Folsom Street @ 8th Street, SF
21+ only.  $10 admission
10pm - 3am
Burlesque, strippers, pole dancers, lap dances - bring your cash!
Hosted by Fudgie Frottage and Princess Pandora
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Club Deluxe (on Haight @ Ashbury)
Thursday, October 12th
Show starts @ 10PM
$5 admission (21+ only)
 
Burlesque and Variety Acts
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MARGARET CHO
presents

The Sensuous Woman Returns!:
a new burlesque, comedy
and bellydance showcase

Tuesday, October 24 • 8pm

Performers include:

Margaret Cho

Lady Monster

Full Lineup of Performers TBA.

Proceeds from the evening, less expenses,
will be donated to "The Center for Sex and Culture."

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THESENSUOUSWOMAN.COM

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Looking Good Feeling Fab IV
Saturday, September 30th, 2006
at Harvey's
Castro & 18th Streets, San Francisco
6:30pm - 1am
 
The Official San Francisco Mama's Family Annual Breast Cancer event.
Twice every hour we'll have some of our favorite performers and we'll be auctioning off outfits off guys' backs (porn-star strip auction!!).
Get a new outfit and help us raise money for a great cause!
Last year we raised over $4000 - this year we want to raise
$5000 so we can give $1000 to each group:
 -=-=-=-click on the links to learn more about these groups=-=-=-
 
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Lady Monster as HoFly
Come to see me dance onstage with the original dirty rapper,
 
Saturday, September 9th
9PM
$10
Bob Log III and YIKES
 
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LADY MONSTER BITES INTO CONEY ISLAND
Come and see the erotic thrills of

The One, The Only, Dirty-Mind Defying Lady Monster

at her East Coast DEBUT!!

The Great Fredini and Bambi present:
Burlesque at the Beach: Red Hots Burlesque

Friday, September 1st. 

Show starts at 10:00PM

Coney Island Sideshows by the Seashore

(1208 Surf Ave, Coney Island, NY)
You can find more details (and directions) at:
http://www.coneyisland.com/burlesque.shtml

 

Come watch the fireworks after the fireworks.

Every weekend night during the summer Coney Island has fireworks.

Every Friday night Coney Island Sideshows has burlesque.

BURLESQUE AT THE BEACH!
Friday, September 1
Red Hots Burlesque!
Burlesque From Coast to Coast..And More!

This week we host performers from around the world. Kick off this holiday weekend with acts never before seen in New York!

Starring Spooky Le Strange (New Orleans ); Vivienne VaVoom (Denver); Lady Monster (San Francisco); Lux LaCroix (Hollywood); Tanya Cheex and Sauci Calla Horra(Toronto); Kaspia (Australia) and NYC's Dottie Lux and Lady Satan!
Hosted by your travel agent, Nelson Lugo.

Sideshows by the Seashore Theater
Surf Ave. and W. 12th St.
10:00PM (after the fireworks!)
Tickets $15
Get 'em in advance!

THANK YOU DOTTIE LUX!!!

 

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Margaret Cho's The Sensuous Woman

SOLD-OUT!!

Monday, August 21st at 8:00pm

940 Sutter Street, San Francisco, CA 94109
Cover charge $25,00
Purchase tickets via TicketWeb
or charge-by-phone: 1-866-468-3399
 
The Plush Room is located in the infamous York Hotel.  This hotel was featured in Hitchcock’s classic, Vertigo.
LOOK AT THIS STELLAR LINE-UP!!
Margaret Cho 
Liam Sullivan as Kelly (LA)

Please come down and support the arts.  Margaret will be donating proceeds of the event to the Women's Community Clinic of San Francisco.
 
THANK YOU MARGARET!!
 

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CANDYE KANE

Center for Sex and Culture

August 16th at 8:00PM

$15-20 sliding scale

I will be a dancing girl for some of Candye's tunes.

Come and check out one of her last Bay Area performances!

 

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Saturday, July 29th – 7:30PM doors.  Show:  8:30PM

SMUT FEST

Center for Sex and Culture

398 11th Street @ Harrison

$7 - $15, Sliding Scale, Libations and snacks provided

Burlesque, spoken word, music.

Produced by Jennifer Blowdryer and Drag Strip


Death of Burlesque! (If you have to ask...)

 

MC: Blowdryer & occasionally Fudgie


Moonshine Shorey. This full figured bartender/poet from the Bowery Poetry Club, not yet 26, spotted JT Leroy’s truck stop hustling stories as a fake the minute he scanned them, because he will tell the story of actually working in a truck stop in Vermont, in between living on a commune becoming a Mr Lower East Side runner up.

 

Kirk ReadAuthor of How I Learned to Snap, is also a peer counselor and phlebotomist at St James Infirmary, a free clinic for people whove worked in the sex industry at some point in their busy lives.


Burlesque by: Rose Pistola, The Indra and other over the top easily co-erced beauties.

 

Malcolm Hamilton is a sexy singer in a sharp suit, formerly of the bands SIR and the one man sensation Fauntleroy. He will blow your head.  Think Scott Walker with a MAC.


Lady Monster`s wit, charm and presence will rock your world. Always on the prowl, showing a sexy good time. Revealing her ample talents in a burlesque tease or bringing you to a quick sizzle with her erotic poetry. Sex is her passion and will enchant you with her fire.


Dave Dalton The Perverted Pastor, fresh from Cell Block 5, will accompany Miss Blowdryer, musically. They both date from the Mabuhay Gardens, the old SF Punk Scene, and are remarkably alive.

 

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MASTURBATOUR 2006

with Ministry, Revolting Cocks and Pitbull Daycare

 

For more information go to:

http://www.thirteenthplanet.com

 

I appeared as a "Fluffer" dancing on stage.

May 19 and 20

House of Blues - Hollywood - on the Sunset Strip

Doors: 8pm, Showtime: 9pm

Tickets: $35.00 (via <